The Neanderthal Of Parliament, MP Nicholas Fattouch Hits Woman

Sources from the Justice Palace reported that MP Nicolas Fattouch punched a female employee, identified as Manale Daou, responsible for filing complaints at Justice Palace on Monday.                

In the details, MP Fattouch headed to the Justice Palace to file a complaint, when the employee, Manale Daou, who is responsible for filing the complaints, asked him to wait his turn, “since she had other complaints previously presented by other lawyers,” the sources said.           

The sources added that the deputy was disturbed by her answer and replied: “I am the deputy Nicolas Fattouch and I cannot wait.”“I will file your complaint but you have to wait your turn,” the employee reportedly said, leading him to punch her in the neck as retaliation.According to the same sources, other employees interfered to calm him down, noting that he then left with his bodyguard. Source                

Great news to start the working week in Lebanon, aye? Not only is this man backing the extension of the parliaments mandate vis a vis a proposition he had filed to lawmakers, but a myriad of other shady stories comprise what can only be described as cave man demeanor.            

MP Fattouch, I will attempt to provide a translation in Neanderthal at the end of this post.

Nicolas Fattouch’s achievements thus far:               

1. Winning a multimillion dollar compensation claim from the Lebanese government, said to be worth $245,000,000 in total for ceasing partial works at several of his sand and stone quarries across Lebanon.Yes, the Kessarat responsible for raping, pillaging and haphazardly defiling what nature we have left are mostly under his control…and guess what, he’s making millions out of them!          

2. Releasing a wild lion in Zahle in 2012… Yes, his stories are just too much for a common girl like me. I wonder what part of his psyche compelled him to publicly display his sense of superiority above the law so as to show off an endangered exotic animal at his estate. One that had caused widespread panic in his area.         

3. And here’s the masterpiece… MP Fattouch hit a woman today, and not just any woman, a public sector employee at the Justice Ministry. Oh, the irony. If this man feels he can get away with striking a woman, man, or child in public, then I really do not want to know what goes on behind closed doors. What I do know is that is that a person, and especially one responsible for law making in the country, freely exhibiting such prehistoric behavioral traits must be exiled to the now existing parallel universe thriving right next door, known to some as the Islamic State or what I would like to call The Hub of the Middle Ages in the Middle East. He’d fit right in with the backward, gun touting, women trading, child slayers.                

*Translation: Hooga Booga Zagawaga Oopma Loompa IS Ba3ba3 Rawr...           

Let’s be fair Fattouch is not alone in this, so this song goes out to all 128 Neanderthals currently wasting oxygen in our parliament. Let’s see you dance boys!